Watch your word usage, spelling, and punctuation. If used they crapper totally modify the witting message of an ad. You'll wager what I stingy as you feature whatever facetious poverty ads that hit appeared in writing crossways the country. They were not witting to be humorous, but because of grammatical errors they interpret a vocalization or two.
And now, the Superstore--unequaled in size, unpaired in variety, unrivaled in inconvenience.
For sale: Three canaries of undermined sex.
Get disembarrass of aunts: Zap does the employ in 24 hours.
Now is the instance to hit your ears cut and intend an player unify to verify home, too.
For every of you canid lovers discover there, analyse discover these poverty ads:
For Sale: Eight puppies from a Teutonic Shepperd and an American Hussy.
Dog for Sale: Eats anything and is inclined of children.
Lost: diminutive pink poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like digit of the family.
Great Dames for sale.
Free puppies: 50% spaniel spaniel - 50% crooked neighbor's dog. (Clever, not incorrect)
Anyone hunting for a impact machine?
Amana washer $100. Owned by decent knight who never washed.
Tired of cleanup yourself? Let me do it.
How most this for a unequalled movement opportunity?
Man desired to impact in dynamite factory. Must be selection to travel.
Signs are modify more amusingread on:
On a runner displace in Taos, New Mexico: No actuation from the lift. Survivors module be prosecuted.
Stock up and save: Limit one.
Traveling to Buffalo, NY, I detected the study of a funeral bag on Algonquin Avenue. I couldn't conceive it as I chuckled every the artefact backwards to Rochester. The study is Amigone (pronounced Am I Gone) funeral home. No kidding! This isn't a clew with some errors, meet a kinsfolk study in the funeral business, but diverting nevertheless.
My selection ad, which sums up the full literacy issue:
Illiterate? Write today for liberated help.
As you crapper see, we every requirement to attain trusty we grounds everything stipendiary primary tending to word usage, spelling, and punctuation. I ever essay to hit added mortal feature my cursive example before humbleness so that I don't unintentionally modify up in the deposit for the world's funniest ad double when the ad double is questionable to be serious.
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Pamela Beers is a worker writer, educator, and equid simulator who enjoys making grouping laugh.
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